Comments on: Toilet Mysteries http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/ A Webcomic. On the Internet. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:42:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Makedon http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/comment-page-1/#comment-6308 Makedon Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:40:32 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/#comment-6308 The chat is more dementia material than the comic itself :D The chat is more dementia material than the comic itself :D

]]> By: emilymitchell http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/comment-page-1/#comment-3578 emilymitchell Wed, 09 Feb 2011 01:13:48 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/#comment-3578 @sandy what the hell!?!?!?!? the doorknob really? and why do u like seeing yourself piss red kinda creepy if you ask me! @sandy what the hell!?!?!?!? the doorknob really? and why do u like seeing yourself piss red kinda creepy if you ask me!

]]> By: Sandy http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/comment-page-1/#comment-2743 Sandy Tue, 26 Oct 2010 20:19:00 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/#comment-2743 I had no idea people wiped standing up. I'm off to a public bathroom with a drill to go see for myself. Seriously though, I thought everyone wiped the same way, with one foot on the doorknob. On a related note: Am I the only one who enjoys seeing how long it takes to piss red after eating a bunch of beets? Sandy I had no idea people wiped standing up. I’m off to a public bathroom with a drill to go see for myself. Seriously though, I thought everyone wiped the same way, with one foot on the doorknob.

On a related note: Am I the only one who enjoys seeing how long it takes to piss red after eating a bunch of beets?

Sandy

]]> By: TaintedRose http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/comment-page-1/#comment-1523 TaintedRose Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:37:34 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/#comment-1523 Arsenic?...um...I mean... Arsenic?…um…I mean…

]]> By: Knaandel http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/comment-page-1/#comment-781 Knaandel Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:25:18 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/#comment-781 Asparagus smells all over the world. AND I think I know the cereal: It's Kellog's Smacks (Tm) isn't it? There are oh so many occasions for urine to smell like Smacks without even having eaten some... this darned frog! Asparagus smells all over the world. AND I think I know the cereal: It’s Kellog’s Smacks (Tm) isn’t it? There are oh so many occasions for urine to smell like Smacks without even having eaten some… this darned frog!

]]> By: Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/comment-page-1/#comment-779 Kristian Sun, 05 Jul 2009 11:11:57 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/#comment-779 Gillsing got the right idea - the "various" word is key, although it didn't occur to me that the butler's tea could be poisioned. But thinking about it now makes perfect(?) sense! As for the wiping issue, it's uh... definitely interesting to hear about the different techniques in use. Also, I noticed that the correct spelling is actually "asparagus" in the second panel, but I may not be able to fix that just yet. Anyway, has anyone experienced that one? In my original norwegian version of this strip, the urine had a smell of a certain brand of breakfast cereal. Maybe that's a more common occurence? Gillsing got the right idea – the “various” word is key, although it didn’t occur to me that the butler’s tea could be poisioned. But thinking about it now makes perfect(?) sense!

As for the wiping issue, it’s uh… definitely interesting to hear about the different techniques in use.

Also, I noticed that the correct spelling is actually “asparagus” in the second panel, but I may not be able to fix that just yet. Anyway, has anyone experienced that one? In my original norwegian version of this strip, the urine had a smell of a certain brand of breakfast cereal. Maybe that’s a more common occurence?

]]> By: bob http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/comment-page-1/#comment-775 bob Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:18:28 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/#comment-775 wait... how does one not wipe standing up? doesnt the toilet seat get in the way if youre sitting down? wait…
how does one not wipe standing up?
doesnt the toilet seat get in the way if youre sitting down?

]]> By: Gillsing http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/comment-page-1/#comment-774 Gillsing Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:28:06 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/#comment-774 Wipe standing up? That's crazy! Why would you do that? And I had some trouble understanding this comic, but I think I've got it now. The word "various" indicates that it's four separate situations, and not a continuity where he eventually discovers blood in his poop and subsequently gets stabbed by his butler who's been serving him poisoned tea. Wipe standing up? That’s crazy! Why would you do that? And I had some trouble understanding this comic, but I think I’ve got it now. The word “various” indicates that it’s four separate situations, and not a continuity where he eventually discovers blood in his poop and subsequently gets stabbed by his butler who’s been serving him poisoned tea.

]]> By: Knaandel http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/comment-page-1/#comment-773 Knaandel Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:57:18 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/#comment-773 It allows to contemplate over lost friends (and corn) It allows to contemplate over lost friends (and corn)

]]> By: KM http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/comment-page-1/#comment-772 KM Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:29:03 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/07/03/toilet-mysteries/#comment-772 That's not THAT fasinating, lots of people wipe standing up. d: That’s not THAT fasinating, lots of people wipe standing up. d:

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