Indeed, guys — it’s my birthday today! Just a heads up, though; you do not have to shower me with gifts and elaborate surprise parties. No, really, please don’t! But if you insist on giving me a present, spreading the word about my comics would actually be the best one I could ever wish for. So could you, as my awesome reader, share Optipess with at least one person in your life, a life-long friend or life-long enemy, who has never seen or heard of the strip before? I would appreciate that immensely!

Maybe you know someone who loves dogs, cats, chickens, birds or zombies? Or perhaps they’re in love, or falling out of it? Either way, with this plan in motion every person on this planet should know about Optipess within the day!