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	<title>Comments on: Your Mom</title>
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		<title>By: Rory</title>
		<link>http://www.optipess.com/2009/08/24/your-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-6547</link>
		<dc:creator>Rory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 02:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>emilymitchell: In the first two panels, the two guys are insulting the main character. Now forget the next panels and imagine this: the guy can’t think of anything to say back and leaves in disgrace. An hour later, he realizes that he should have insulted them back with “your mom”, and that would have been the perfect comeback. He goes home mad because those two people bullied him and he couldn’t do anything about it. Now far in the future, he gets a time machine. He goes back to that day and says what he should have said. The bullies are shocked at the time travel and also that it was the perfect comeback. The main character is happy that his future self saved the day. His future, old self is happy that he doesn’t have that bad memory anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>emilymitchell: In the first two panels, the two guys are insulting the main character. Now forget the next panels and imagine this: the guy can’t think of anything to say back and leaves in disgrace. An hour later, he realizes that he should have insulted them back with “your mom”, and that would have been the perfect comeback. He goes home mad because those two people bullied him and he couldn’t do anything about it. Now far in the future, he gets a time machine. He goes back to that day and says what he should have said. The bullies are shocked at the time travel and also that it was the perfect comeback. The main character is happy that his future self saved the day. His future, old self is happy that he doesn’t have that bad memory anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: emilymitchell</title>
		<link>http://www.optipess.com/2009/08/24/your-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-3587</link>
		<dc:creator>emilymitchell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 01:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i dont really get it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i dont really get it</p>
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		<title>By: -2!</title>
		<link>http://www.optipess.com/2009/08/24/your-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-2076</link>
		<dc:creator>-2!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 04:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I had a time machine I would go back in time till yesterday and give myself instructions on how to make the time machine, hence I will never have a time machine!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I had a time machine I would go back in time till yesterday and give myself instructions on how to make the time machine, hence I will never have a time machine!</p>
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		<title>By: eoin</title>
		<link>http://www.optipess.com/2009/08/24/your-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-1631</link>
		<dc:creator>eoin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha - damn, I wish I had a time machine..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha &#8211; damn, I wish I had a time machine..</p>
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		<title>By: Kristian</title>
		<link>http://www.optipess.com/2009/08/24/your-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-889</link>
		<dc:creator>Kristian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Absolutely! Add in a tiny bit of George Costanza and you have the recipe for this strip.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Absolutely! Add in a tiny bit of George Costanza and you have the recipe for this strip.</p>
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		<title>By: Tmork</title>
		<link>http://www.optipess.com/2009/08/24/your-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-879</link>
		<dc:creator>Tmork</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great one! Nicely blending the raw garbagemouth of MTVs &quot;Yo mama!&quot;, with the time tavelin&#039; highjinx of &quot;Back to the Future&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great one! Nicely blending the raw garbagemouth of MTVs &#8220;Yo mama!&#8221;, with the time tavelin&#8217; highjinx of &#8220;Back to the Future&#8221;.</p>
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