Comments on: Suicide Park http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/ A Webcomic. On the Internet. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:56:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Muad http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/comment-page-1/#comment-4214 Muad Fri, 20 May 2011 10:57:28 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/#comment-4214 Reminds me of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster. Reminds me of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster.

]]> By: no. 1 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/comment-page-1/#comment-3338 no. 1 Mon, 10 Jan 2011 06:01:19 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/#comment-3338 the problem here was clearly the lack of return customers the problem here was clearly the lack of return customers

]]> By: AndyLL http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/comment-page-1/#comment-1050 AndyLL Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:42:15 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/#comment-1050 It looks grim for the smartly dressed theme park proprietor, but don't count him out yet. That's probably a novelty "Pseudocide Gun" from one of his many fully stocked gift shops. When he pulls the trigger it'll splatter his head with tomato sauce. Then he'll remember that he pawned his real gun to pay for the suit. It looks grim for the smartly dressed theme park proprietor, but don’t count him out yet.
That’s probably a novelty “Pseudocide Gun” from one of his many fully stocked gift shops. When he pulls the trigger it’ll splatter his head with tomato sauce.

Then he’ll remember that he pawned his real gun to pay for the suit.

]]> By: Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/comment-page-1/#comment-1049 Kristian Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:05:44 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/#comment-1049 @Ryan: Thanks, buddy! Channelate has quite possibly been an influence for the darker stuff, actually. :D @Yacine: Definitely! I thought about using either "It's to die for!" or "You'll die laughing!" as a tagline below the sign in panel one, but figured it would get a bit too text-heavy. Oh, and "It ain't your therapist's office!" is absolutely my favorite. :D @Trevory: Hah, was thinking about that as well. I've used the 'someone dies' tag on a couple other strips earlier where the actual death is only implied, but on this particular strip I figured it would perhaps be slightly funnier in a backwards ironic way if I omitted it. @Ryan: Thanks, buddy! Channelate has quite possibly been an influence for the darker stuff, actually. :D

@Yacine: Definitely! I thought about using either “It’s to die for!” or “You’ll die laughing!” as a tagline below the sign in panel one, but figured it would get a bit too text-heavy. Oh, and “It ain’t your therapist’s office!” is absolutely my favorite. :D

@Trevory: Hah, was thinking about that as well. I’ve used the ‘someone dies’ tag on a couple other strips earlier where the actual death is only implied, but on this particular strip I figured it would perhaps be slightly funnier in a backwards ironic way if I omitted it.

]]> By: Trevory http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/comment-page-1/#comment-1048 Trevory Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:40:12 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/#comment-1048 how 'bout the tag 'Someone's gonna die'? how ’bout the tag ‘Someone’s gonna die’?

]]> By: Yacine http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/comment-page-1/#comment-1047 Yacine Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:06:24 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/#comment-1047 Maybe if he had tried to market it! "Suicide Park -- You'll have a KILLER time!" "Suicide Park -- Fun to DIE for!" "Suicide Park -- It ain't your therapist's office!" "Suicide Park -- The ride of your LIFE (ending)!" Well, I know Futurama's Bender would approve of this Theme Park, anyway. One would hope that there's a Suicide Booth in the park somewhere, though. Maybe if he had tried to market it!
“Suicide Park — You’ll have a KILLER time!”
“Suicide Park — Fun to DIE for!”
“Suicide Park — It ain’t your therapist’s office!”
“Suicide Park — The ride of your LIFE (ending)!”

Well, I know Futurama’s Bender would approve of this Theme Park, anyway. One would hope that there’s a Suicide Booth in the park somewhere, though.

]]> By: AndyLL http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/comment-page-1/#comment-1046 AndyLL Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:37:34 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/#comment-1046 I wanted to ride "The Jumper", the park's award winning roller coaster. I wanted to ride “The Jumper”, the park’s award winning roller coaster.

]]> By: niXtuff http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/comment-page-1/#comment-1045 niXtuff Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:16:03 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/#comment-1045 So wait, he uses a gun rather than riding one of his own rides? No wonder he went under; Even he wont support his own business! So wait, he uses a gun rather than riding one of his own rides? No wonder he went under; Even he wont support his own business!

]]> By: bachterman http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/comment-page-1/#comment-1044 bachterman Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:42:11 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/#comment-1044 the noose is loose :D the noose is loose :D

]]> By: speearr http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/comment-page-1/#comment-1043 speearr Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:48:45 +0000 http://www.optipess.com/2009/10/09/suicide-park/#comment-1043 Incredible idea.... not very marketable, though... Incredible idea…. not very marketable, though…

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