Here is a comic about preparing every iteration of dialogue in your head before having a conversation! I’m not the only one who does this, right? …right?

Oh, and in other insane news, ever since starting drawing Optipess I’ve numbered my comics, and this particular comic is number 1000! This doesn’t quite mean that there are 1000 comics on this site, mostly because I know I’ve scrapped a few comics along the way. But I’m probably pretty close to the 1000 mark! Feel free to go through the entire archive and count every comic to set the record straight!

Also, I will be going on a mini summer vacation over the next couple weeks. Updates might be sporadic!