| May 20 | A Gift for Igor |
| May 17 | Going Viral |
| May 13 | Garage Door Factory |
| May 10 | Duel |
| May 6 | Pen vs Sword |
| May 3 | Wish for Wishes |
| Apr 29 | Ransom Mistake |
| Apr 26 | Great Catch |
| Apr 22 | Toasted |
| Apr 19 | On Track |
| Apr 15 | Hit & Run |
| Apr 12 | Jackpot |
| Apr 8 | Jurassic Park U |
| Apr 1 | Jehovah’s Optipess Comix |
| Mar 29 | Easter Interrogation |
| Mar 25 | Zombie Forecast |
| Mar 22 | Moon Revenge |
| Mar 18 | Bar Pickup |
| Mar 15 | Clever Girl |
| Mar 11 | A Hand in Marriage |
| Mar 8 | Ding! |
| Mar 4 | Frank’s Tattoo |
| Mar 1 | Fate Date |
| Feb 25 | Snake Eyes |
| Feb 22 | Porcelain Upchuck |
| Feb 18 | Big Fish |
| Feb 15 | Warm Welcome |
| Feb 11 | Valentine’s Day Z |
| Feb 8 | Deal With It |
| Feb 4 | Approaching Asteroid |
| Feb 1 | On a Roll |
| Jan 28 | Our Future |
| Jan 25 | Guaranteed Hit |
| Jan 21 | Jump! |
| Jan 18 | Kite Bite |
| Jan 14 | Fish Bait |
| Jan 11 | Grandparental Assistance |
| Jan 7 | No Escape |
| Jan 4 | Ouija Bored |
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