Incredible! There truly is no end to the amazing things Mother Nature can do. Aw, dangit – who is cutting onions in here? So beautiful and graceful.
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Oh man, this comic will definitely look pretty silly in 2075 when the game is finally released. Hello future reader, by the way! Edit for the week of April 13th: As announced earlier, updates will still be somewhat spotty and sporadic for a little while. Apologies! With some luck there will be another comic this [...]
Ah, who am I kidding, I would probably watch this show religiously. Edit 06/04: No new blasphemous comic today as I’m taking a tiny Easter break. Updates will resume shortly! (However they might get a bit sporadic over the next couple weeks.)
Aw, here is another adorable animal comic! (Note: To make this comic adorable, make sure to stop reading after the third panel.) Edit March 20th: I’m taking a breather for today’s update. New comics will appear next week!
We live in terrifying times, dear readers. It’s truly disturbing to think that this strip references a disgusting trend which didn’t even exist a year ago. Hopefully another year from now it has died out on its own. (Hm, or that all selfie stick owners somehow die out instead.)
I guess this could be an extremely boring yet disgusting prequel – like a Gremlins 0. Hollywood, get on it! Also, be sure to listen to the Scottish band Mogwai while reading this comic. They’re absolutely awesome!
You should be able to decipher this one, hopefully! Maybe the colors will help. Also, for a bit of serious talk: Tomorrow I’ll know if my day job gets outsourced to Lithuania. Go here if you want to make sure I have money for food: Support Optipess on Patreon. Edit February 18th: Well, that didn’t [...]
Here is a comic for all you Transhumanists out there! I for one can’t wait to live forever amongst piles of cat pictures and horrible memes. (Provided I can afford the premium deal, that is.)