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Infinite Easter Eggs!

by Kristian on March 30, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

After countless deaths, The Easter Spider was later caught and crucified.

Happy Easter! But, be safe out there! Only eat whatever chocolate you’ve found in your own home.

└ Tags: animals, easter, pantomime, someone eventually dies, spiders

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Robot Uprising!

by Kristian on March 26, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Yup, apparently I value sleep over having any kind of life.

└ Tags: pantomime, robots, someone dies inside

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How to Survive Parties

by Kristian on March 23, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

* remember to bring enough oxygen for the return trip!

Zero-G chips taste better anyways.

└ Tags: pantomime, someone dies inside, someone eventually dies

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Archaeology School!

by Kristian on March 19, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

I would probably be late for this class all the time. Applying ”love you” on my eyelids in the mirror is probably super hard.

Yep, I did indeed play through the entirety of Uncharted: The Lost Legacy over the weekend, why do you ask? Anyway, the game is pretty good, but there’s unfortunately zero nazi killing. Oh, and this comic appears just in time for the premiere of the new Tomb Raider movie masterpiece. Also by the way, consider […]

└ Tags: indiana jones, lara croft, movies, nathan drake, pantomime

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Friday Afternoon, 3:41pm

by Kristian on March 16, 2018 at 00:41

Posted In: Comic

This comic moves! Also, have a good weekend if it ever actually appears.

└ Tags: animated, pantomime, someone dies, someone dies inside

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Freddy & Jason

by Kristian on March 12, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

They were having their friend Hannibal over for dinner.

Aww, Optipess is from now on a romcom about this adorable couple.

└ Tags: freddy, jason, serial killers, someone eventually dies

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This is Your Brain

by Kristian on March 9, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Brains are bad, m’kay. Do drugs instead.

This is the current storyline of The Walking Dead, right? I must admit I fell off somewhere in the previous season. Them introducing Fear the Walking Dead didn’t help either.

└ Tags: someone dies, someone lives, zombies

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Ye Olde Cthulhu

by Kristian on March 5, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

You’ll be pleased to learn that Cthulhu did indeed get a store discount (before he devoured humanity anyway).

I really like how this one turned out! Does anyone know if this store actually exists anywhere? Also, happy birthday to my brother! Send him your well wishes, mostly because he probably has zero clue who Cthulhu is. Actually, I recant my birthday greeting.

└ Tags: cthulhu, maritime, romance, someone lives

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Hubble Trouble

by Kristian on March 2, 2018 at 00:20

Posted In: Comic

To add insult to injury, the aliens also used magnifying glasses to torment the humans.

That’s exactly how the Hubble Telescope works, right? (Wait, don’t answer that.)

└ Tags: aliens, pantomime, space

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Boston Undynamics

by Kristian on February 26, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

However, the robots didn’t really feel compelled to destroy all humans until Terminator Salvation.

Be sure to share this comic on every social media so the robots know you’re on their side for when they inevitably take over the world. (Either way, the first one to die will obviously be the Boston Dynamics guy with the hockey stick.)

└ Tags: pantomime, robots, someone eventually dies

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Console Commands

by Kristian on February 23, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

I will for sure use IDBEHOLDS one of these days at work.

Everyone are still intimately familiar with all the Doom cheat codes from 1994, right?

└ Tags: pantomime, tech, video games

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Olympic Cleaning

by Kristian on February 19, 2018 at 00:15

Posted In: Comic

Curling poses are a bit like superhero three-point landings. Are we sure there are no curling players with superpowers? Superpatience, perhaps? To endure boring sports?

I hope you can find some time in your busy schedule watching the Olympic Games to read this comic instead!

└ Tags: pantomime

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Literally Me

by Kristian on February 16, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

This comic is so relatable you are actually related to it! This comic is your long-lost cousin.

This comic is definitely probably a reaction to being swamped with thousands of these garbage comics on Instagram.

└ Tags: horror, meta

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V-Day

by Kristian on February 12, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Here’s hoping the amount of soldiers on the battlefield was even-numbered...

Here is a comic just in time for Valentine’s Day on Wednesday! It teaches us to, you know, make love not war. (Hm, I should copyright that.)

└ Tags: pantomime, romance, valentines

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The All-Purpose Remedy

by Kristian on February 9, 2018 at 00:25

Posted In: Comic

If this fails against all odds, duct tape can also be used to patch together great divorce papers.

Valentine’s Day is approaching! Quick! Get ready by hiding in your bathtub for two weeks.

└ Tags: pantomime, romance, someone dies inside, valentines

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Might Have Might

by Kristian on February 5, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Of course, the sword could just cut down the word balloon.

Of course, the definite word about this rivalry was best expressed in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade by a bumbling Marcus Brody.

└ Tags: meta, someone dies inside

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Backed Up

by Kristian on January 29, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Ironically, I lost 370 million years of work on this comic due to not backing up properly.

Also completely unstable = every succeeding moment after Grok the caveman first invented language. Edit February 2: Oof, busy week. Today’s comic will be pushed to Monday.

└ Tags: god, someone dies, someone dies inside, someone lives

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