The first Optipess reader who gets a tattoo of this comic will win a picture of me getting a tattoo of you getting a tattoo!
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My previous comic certainly ruffled some fragile feathers, especially over at Instagram. So: If you’re in the movie industry and feel offended by this comic, then I’m truly sorry. (Sorry that your movies are so shitty.)
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Behold! A Patreon promo comic I’m planning to post on social media from time to time. Here is that link again: www.patreon.com/optipess. Check it out, your support means the world to me! Thank you.
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Vacation over, back to comics! Here is a comic strip primarily(?) for the Optipess readers who also are ISIS (the band) fans. In a Venn diagram consisting of “Optipess readers” and “ISIS (the band) fans” there have to be a considerable intersect, right? The circle for “ISIS (the terrorist group) fans” is miles away, of […]
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Reposting this comic while it’s still July! As mentioned, brand new comics coming mid-August. I already have 0ne in the bank, and will post it on my Patreon within a day or two. The comic might very well end up being a Patreon exclusive as I deemed it a bit too “controversial” when I made […]
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Yay for Jason! Also, I will be joining his pool parties for the next couple weeks as I’m cashing in on some much deserved (?) vacation time! So no “regular” updates until August, but I’m planning at least a couple Patreon timed exclusive comics in the interim. Support me there to get them in your […]
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Happy birthday to me! Well, it was on Saturday, actually. Celebrate by reading this cheerful comic! And/or by supporting Optipess on Patreon. Every little bit helps so I can make even more comics. Thanks!
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Uh oh, controversial comic alert! (Probably? I don’t know anymore.) Anyway, some cool news: Optipess will be a part of LAUNCH PARTY, a webcomics anthology consisting of 25 artists, and the other 24 are HUGE. We’re talking Shen Comix, Lunarbaboon, Deathbulge, Mr. Lovenstein, Extra Fabulous, Buni, False Knees, Berkeley Mews and more! I’m absolutely honored […]
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RIP to the egos of those other people in the background.
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Disclaimer, primarily for annoying people on Instagram: Nope, this is not “loss”.
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Netflix, call me for a licensing deal of this comic. *suggestively does phone/hand gesture*
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Feel free to consult this chart for personal use as well! Although every color really should just say “you will eventually die either way”.
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At last, finally something we can all agree on! (This is me correctly assuming I have zero nazi readers.)
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Had a swell weekend at Oslo Comics Expo! Somewhat related, check out my Instagram feed for tons of shoutouts to stellar Norwegian cartoonists you should follow there.
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All misplaced car keys in movies through the history of time was hidden behind this particular visor. Update June 7th: Busy week and busy weekend, so no comic for Friday. But, I will be attending Oslo Comix Expo this weekend doing my very best to mingle, so feel free to say hi if you spot […]
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By the way, want to watch film reviews by someone who likes liking things? Check out Movies with Mikey over at FilmJoy!
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Uh oh, sorry for the harsh language. As I repeatably say, please shield your eyes if you’re a toddler Optipess reader.
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Apologies to any of my readers in the Dutch intelligence community! Actually, good job on spying on Russian hackers.
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