He’s such a prankster! Later he would shake things up by placing a bunch of banana peels in our orbit path.
Posts Tagged ‘dinosaurs’
My summer vacation is ON – next week there will be a new comic (hopefully on Monday probably later in the week), but updates will be sporadic from then until late August while I am away on crazy adventures! (USA – look out!)
Insert “boned” pun here. Also, tomorrow is my birthday! Want to give me a perfect gift? Tell a friend about the comic! (Or, if you have zero friends, consider supporting the comic on Patreon.)
Ah yes, a true Jurassic Prank! I’m guessing this will be the plot of the recently announced Jurassic Park 4 as well. Either way, here’s this classic scene from the original movie. Also, there’s FREE worldwide shipping over at Society6 yet again, thru March 17th! Use this link: http://society6.com/optipess?promo=0938f9. As always, just let me know if you want [...]
Aw, at least he’s going to die with a smile on his face. Not sure if he’ll get that gravestone, though… On that note, maybe I should have an ‘everyone dies’ tag as well for these comics. Oh, and this strip probably appeared because my favoritest band, apocalyptic post-rockers Godspeed You! Black Emperor just announced [...]
Augh, another crazy “experimental” strip! But don’t worry, the next one will definitely be in a more familiar style. Speaking of which, there will unfortunately be no comic on Monday as I’m going out of town for the holidays — leaving me stuck on a train for most of the weekend. However, depending on when/if [...]
Here you go, another retro comic from the depths of the Optipess archives. This one was one of the very first strips I made back in 2007, and I dug it up figuring it would contain a shred of entertainment value even now. My rediscovered essays from grade school, on the other hand, still surely [...]