By this point I will accept one which is merely sub-par. Edit February 10: Currently planning a much larger comic than usual for next week’s Valentine’s Day! At the moment it looks like it will be WAY too much work to get it done in time, but we’ll see. (Plan B: push it to next […]
Posts Tagged ‘movies’
Feel free to read this comic the next time you’re stuck on a desert island. Edit January 20, 2017: I’m in London this weekend! So unfortunately no new comic until next week.
Definitely one of my biggest movie related pet peeves. Actually, Hollywood should reboot these horrible sequels and prequels already, just so we can say they DEFINITELY exist, in one form or another.
I’m back! And, with a controversial opinion: If you’ve ever actually wished for getting ”two hours of your life back” after seeing a bad movie, you’re either a doofus, or you have shitty taste in movies, or both.
Warning! This comic *almost* has NSFW language. But you’re probably reading this after you’ve read the comic, so this warning is probably in vain anyway. Oh well. Still, apologies to your mother.
This brand new instalment coming in 2019 follows our hero as he escapes from a retirement home in search of a fabled comfortable chair. But seriously, apologies to Harrison Ford! I still love you. Please don’t hurt me. Oh, and here is another Indy- and Easter-themed comic I made.
This gritty reboot will also somehow tie into one of the 14 Prometheus sequels Ridley Scott has planned for the next decade. Also, in case you missed it last week – there was an article + interview with me about some of my gloomier comics over at Huffington Post. Exciting!
I guess this could be an extremely boring yet disgusting prequel – like a Gremlins 0. Hollywood, get on it! Also, be sure to listen to the Scottish band Mogwai while reading this comic. They’re absolutely awesome!
Ah yes, a true Jurassic Prank! I’m guessing this will be the plot of the recently announced Jurassic Park 4 as well. Either way, here’s this classic scene from the original movie. Also, there’s FREE worldwide shipping over at Society6 yet again, thru March 17th! Use this link: http://society6.com/optipess?promo=0938f9. As always, just let me know if you want […]
For me it’s the other way around; That is, I keep thinking of how much more awesome my life would be if I was a serial killer. (Don’t worry, I’ve probably just been watching too much Dexter lately.) Also, I changed some date things around on the site, so from now on strips will post […]