Here is a #ProTip car maintenance #LifeHack for you! Stay safe out there by printing this comic and pasting it on your windshield.
Posts Tagged ‘pantomime’
My hopes for the future is that none of us will ever be in a state of bored bliss, and instead that every single one of us has something uniquely trivial to complain about at all times.
Oh hello, happy new year! Here’s hoping the stars will be right for you in 2019. With some luck they’ll even align for me as I have some really exciting things in the pipeline for the coming year. Fingers and tentacles crossed!
Here is a crazy fact: Tomorrow, December 1st, 2018 – Optipess.com will be 10 years old! Thanks for everyone who has read the comic over the years. Here’s to the next 10!* * Unless humanity gets wiped out by an extinction level event before then, in which case Optipess probably will be cancelled and/or go […]
Apologies to all my Turkish readers! At least there are some good news for my turkey readers, as you were spared this time around. Unless you’re a Turkish turkey, in which case means you are doubly doomed instead. Oh, and happy Thanksgiving to my American readers! I was lucky enough to be invited to my […]
Happy Halloween! Be sure to protect your head from spoons during this dangerous season. Edit November 2: Oof! I’ve been sick for most of the week, so no comic for today. But don’t worry, I’m recovering (I think) so expect new comics to return next week.