It’s the first Optipess comic of 2015! If your new years resolution is to be happier with your job, this procedure will surely work wonders for you. I’ve been soulless since 2009 and I’m having a blast!
Posts Tagged ‘someone dies… inside’
Merry Cthulmas! Happy Cthunukka! Also, I’m going on an extended Christmas vacation somewhat soon, so updates for the rest of December will definitely be rather sporadic. With some luck I will have some more comics for you in 2014, but I can’t promise to stick with the regular schedule. Be sure to follow me on [...]
I could never get a tattoo as I’d be way, way too nervous. I could handle the pain just fine (Bring it! I’ve had my fair share of horrific visits to the dentist), instead my downfall would be my intense anxiety for spelling mistakes.
Oof, this one took me several aeons to make. Oh, If you want to support my habit of sometimes making these bigger comics, be the best reader you can be and please consider contributing to my Patreon page. Thanks!
Yup, I’m positive that this scenario is VERY plausible. Well, at least in TV hospital soaps. For all I know this may have already happened in E.R. or Grey’s Anatomy.
Yeah, this is how everyone else do it. Also, the title of this comic is indeed a reference to the excellent post-hardcore band with the same name! Although I guess every Optipess reader already got that… right? Ahem.
During my extensive research I discovered that these things are apparently NOT called Lanternfish. Instead it’s Anglerfish, and Lanternfish is an entirely different species. Missed opportunity, fish scientists!
Voilà! Here is a magical comic strip i just pulled out from behind your ear. Some news: I will be taking some sort of summer vacation over the next couple weeks, so no new comics until the week of August 11 (I think). However, I will be sure to post something in the meantime, but [...]