Ouch. Level 538 is “Go outside briefly to pick up the mail”, but most players give up long before then.
Posts Tagged ‘someone dies… inside’
Here is a comic strip in celebration of yet another work week and yet another Monday! Which will be followed by an endless amount of Mondays, until Monday is all we know, and all there has been and all there will ever be is Monday, until the end of time. Have a good one out [...]
Here is a comic strip! Hopefully it makes sense regardless of how concerned you’re with pedestrian visibility. Stay safe out there in the dark, or preferably just stay indoors. Also, there’s a new print available of the “Fate Date” strip: Go here to purchase (and support Optipess)! Oh, and that link also gives you free [...]
I hate it when that happens… Actually, I timed this comic well with the first snowfall where I live. Well, so far it looks legit – I haven’t ventured outside yet to make sure.
Here, celebrate love with this new comic strip. Also, I’m running an artist promotion over at Society6 – click this link for FREE worldwide shipping on all my prints: http://society6.com/optipess?promo=1bf867 (Promotion expires on September 22nd, midnight Pacific Time – which is 9:00, September 23rd Central European Time. If time zones are confusing to you, just order [...]
Oh, hi – here’s the last Retro Comic this time around. I know I meant to post new stuff this week, but I got hindered by my decaying mind & body once again. But yes, there WILL be a brand new comic on Monday. Tell your friends! Also, about the comic above, I’m probably just [...]
Hey, here’s another oldie from 2007 that was held back from posting here – this one was probably too sad and depressing, if there is such a thing. Also, in equally sad and depressing news, I’ve been knocked out by some flu bug, AGAIN, so I can’t promise a new comic next week after all. [...]
Uh oh, this is probably the grim future we’re headed towards if technology keeps evolving. To be safe you should probably unplug every electrical appliance you own right now – well, except your computer, of course.
Hey Internet! Here is a comic strip about cats. Also, it’s my Mom’s birthday today. Happy birthday, Mom! (I’m guessing this comic strip is exactly what she wanted.)