Yup, these aliens are the fully grown versions of the ones in this comic. (Eating human babies gives them a significant growth spurt.)
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Just a head’s up: You probably should play 20 years of FPS games before reading this comic, so get on that right away. Also, it’s my birthday today! Want to give me an awesome gift? Consider becoming my Patreon patron! It’s the gift that keeps on giving. (Literally). In return, you get cool stuff and [...]
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I’d say this scenario is entirely plausible, so your best bet to avoid it is probably to stay indoors at all times this summer.
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“I’m innocent! Give me another chance! Best out of 5?” If you want to see the process of making this comic I’ve posted a time lapse video on my Patreon page, available for all $5+ patrons!
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Here is a comic with everyone’s favorite giant monster. Also, there’s a new “making of”-video for pledgers over at my Patreon page. Consider becoming a patron to support the comic!
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Here is another adorable comic strip. Alternate title: The Adventures of Flame Friends Five!! In case you missed it: You can now support Optipess on Patreon! Any contribution is much appreciated. You get cool stuff in return!
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Happy Easter, dear reader! Hopefully it will be filled with as much joy as the Easter Eggs depicted above are filled with chocolate.
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Don’t worry! In the sequel they eventually decided to nuke it from orbit. It was the only way to make sure.
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I guess my personal prank this year was that I updated on a Tuesday instead of the normal schedule. Got you good!
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Aww, here is a comic strip with adorable babies! Oh wait… Also, there’s FREE shipping over at my Society6 store again! Buying stuff will directly pay the electricity bill required to power my Cintiq.
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This is actually what all ghosts are trying to tell us through moaning and clanging chains.
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I can’t wait for the movie adaptation of this comic book! I’ll hold out for the on-demand home video version, though.
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I’m not picking sides in this conflict just yet, either side will probably destroy us all at some point anyway. (But don’t worry, the Internet is gonna distract us with cat pictures until then.) Update January 17th: I’ve been having sort of a busy week, so Optipess is taking today off to charge the batteries. [...]
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Woo, it’s 2014, somehow. If it already sucks, don’t worry, 2015 is just 363 days away.
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Happy Friday 13th! Also! Right now I’m running an awesome prints giveaway on my Facebook page. Go here for a chance to win a Cthulhu print of your choice! Entries are accepted until Wednesday 8pm CET next week.
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He also participated in a costume contest before returning to R’lyeh. I think he won! Oh, and click here for more Halloween comics.
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