This comic is paint-by-numbers, but all the numbers are odd! (Ok, full disclosure, I’m not quite sure what that means, if anything.)
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Vacation over, back to comics! Here is a comic strip primarily(?) for the Optipess readers who also are ISIS (the band) fans. In a Venn diagram consisting of “Optipess readers” and “ISIS (the band) fans” there have to be a considerable intersect, right? The circle for “ISIS (the terrorist group) fans” is miles away, of […]
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Yay for Jason! Also, I will be joining his pool parties for the next couple weeks as I’m cashing in on some much deserved (?) vacation time! So no “regular” updates until August, but I’m planning at least a couple Patreon timed exclusive comics in the interim. Support me there to get them in your […]
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Had a swell weekend at Oslo Comics Expo! Somewhat related, check out my Instagram feed for tons of shoutouts to stellar Norwegian cartoonists you should follow there.
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All misplaced car keys in movies through the history of time was hidden behind this particular visor. Update June 7th: Busy week and busy weekend, so no comic for Friday. But, I will be attending Oslo Comix Expo this weekend doing my very best to mingle, so feel free to say hi if you spot […]
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By the way, want to watch film reviews by someone who likes liking things? Check out Movies with Mikey over at FilmJoy!
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Yay! This was one of my childhood favourites, and this comic is my pitch for an exhilarating GOONIES 2 sequel. I actually watched this movie when drawing, and it holds up pretty well! It’s still pretty funny, especially the banter between the gang early in the movie. The second half mainly consists of all the […]
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This comic is maybe inspired by watching Preacher season 2, but also by my own perpetually ongoing state of withering away within a decaying cubicle!
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This is the current storyline of The Walking Dead, right? I must admit I fell off somewhere in the previous season. Them introducing Fear the Walking Dead didn’t help either.
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Also completely unstable = every succeeding moment after Grok the caveman first invented language. Edit February 2: Oof, busy week. Today’s comic will be pushed to Monday.
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I guess technically he actually did ROFLMAOOL, though.
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It’s a Star Wars comic! Many Bothans died to bring it to us. Oh, what’s my take on The Last Jedi, I hear you cry? Well, I loved it, and after two viewings I can solidify it as easily the most emotional Star Wars movie for me. That last hour (no spoilers!) is pretty much […]
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It’s that time of year again! Welcome the jolly Satan Claus to your homes and into your lives.
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![[Lazy mouse-over joke.]](http://www.optipess.com/comics/2017-11-10-850-Optipess_Guest_Comic.jpg "[Lazy mouse-over joke.]")
Busy week with next to no time for drawing comics, so here is a guest comic I got from a mystery reader! However, unfortunately I find this comic to be deeply offensive and a gross oversimplification of what an Optipess comic can be. I do not approve! (Nah, full disclosure: I made it months ago.)
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Great news! This comic, and every subsequent Optipess comic, will be brought to you by Snickers™ and Twix®. (Disclaimer: Actually that’s just a joke. Don’t sue, Snickers.)
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