One would think it’d be a rollercoaster ride, but apparently not. Either way, please don’t chicken out and be sure to stick it out to the end. For all you know, it might be worth it. (Probably not, though.)
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Hey, check out this comic strip. Also, be sure to read all the other comics where someone dies.
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Hey, here’s another oldie from 2007 that was held back from posting here – this one was probably too sad and depressing, if there is such a thing. Also, in equally sad and depressing news, I’ve been knocked out by some flu bug, AGAIN, so I can’t promise a new comic next week after all. [...]
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Hey guys! I’m back from my vacation but currently occupied with some other projects, so here’s an older (2007) retro comic I found on my hard drive. I thought I had more of these, but it turns out they were mostly just offensive, bad — or offensively bad. And this one is probably not an [...]
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Yup, I’m pretty sure the science of this strip works out. I will try it out and report back to you!
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Beware! This is a very real threat every summer. Keep your kids safe by grounding them until they’re 21.
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Here is a comic strip! This one has panels and drawings and some words. (It’s probably also a metaphor for how I feel about my dayjob.)
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Fun trivia: It was the fourth time this contest had been held — and the first time that any contestants actually survived. Also, there’s a new print up for purchase in the shop: http://society6.com/optipess?promo=f5c71b
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I guess this comic should’ve been sponsored by Bic. If you work for Bic, please send me some money. But actually, speaking of brands, I went with “Wite-Out” for the last panel, but “Tipp-Ex” is the most used one in Europe. Also I remember from my school days that the word “Blanco” was synonymous with correction [...]
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Hopefully you’ll manage to decipher this one. I’d wish you good luck, but… yeah. Oh, and “a falling star” is the proper way to visualize “a wish”, right? Back me up on this one, guys. I briefly considered a candle or a dandelion. Hm.
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Ended up doing something a bit different, I hope you approve. Also, a new print approaches! Check it out here.
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Don’t try this at home! Or, well, I guess you could, as it’s supposed to be “safe” with modern toasters. Just don’t leave any angry comments here if you die.
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Here is a beautiful and majestic comic strip for a beautiful and majestic creature.
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Ouch! This could possibly be the highest amount of zombies I’ve drawn in one panel, possibly only rivaled by the previous Valentine’s Day comic. My hand is too numb to be able to count, though.
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Ah yes, a true Jurassic Prank! I’m guessing this will be the plot of the recently announced Jurassic Park 4 as well. Either way, here’s this classic scene from the original movie. Also, there’s FREE worldwide shipping over at Society6 yet again, thru March 17th! Use this link: http://society6.com/optipess?promo=0938f9. As always, just let me know if you want [...]
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Ouch. One might say he lost the dice roll of life. Also, if you hurry and go to Society6 RIGHT NOW and pick up one of my Cthulhu prints you’ll get FREE worldwide shipping.
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Here’s another comic with fun and games! Also, I put this up the other day – you can now purchase prints of a couple classic Optipess Cthulhu comics (Cthulhu Scare and Rude Awakening) over at Society6! They’re perfect for your bedroom or bathroom – click here to check ‘em out. (Edit: And apparently they now [...]
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