It’s that time of year again! Welcome the jolly Satan Claus to your homes and into your lives.
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![[Lazy mouse-over joke.]](http://www.optipess.com/comics/2017-11-10-850-Optipess_Guest_Comic.jpg "[Lazy mouse-over joke.]")
Busy week with next to no time for drawing comics, so here is a guest comic I got from a mystery reader! However, unfortunately I find this comic to be deeply offensive and a gross oversimplification of what an Optipess comic can be. I do not approve! (Nah, full disclosure: I made it months ago.)
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Great news! This comic, and every subsequent Optipess comic, will be brought to you by Snickers™ and Twix®. (Disclaimer: Actually that’s just a joke. Don’t sue, Snickers.)
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This comic was probably inspired by playing [insert name of virtually any video game here].
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Speaking of vacations, I will be away on travels (by car) and adventures (visiting my parents) for the next few weeks, so even though there MIGHT be a new comic or two in this time, I’ll probably not post them by the regular schedule. I’ll return to the monday + friday updates by the last […]
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Ahh, nothing helps me sleep more than thoughts of massacring dozens of fictitious animals.
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The first step to make LikeCoins take off is liking this comic on every available social media site. Also, guess which cartoonist is seeing Radiohead TWICE this week! (Hint: It’s me.)
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Obscure reference time! (Maybe?) Surely everyone grew up on the same animated cartoon as me? I did a tiny bit of research and the referenced Italian animated cartoon La Linea was aired all over Europe at least. I remember back in the 80s it was pretty much the only animated cartoon airing on Norwegian TV, […]
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Comic is finally up! Delay caused by my pesky day job which forced me on lengthy travels yesterday. Boo!
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I’m back from my short and impromptu international vacation! London was lovely as always. Regular updates will now resume, dammit!
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Goodbye, 2016! Or, actually, there are two whole days left. Please stay alive, dear reader! After Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds I couldn’t bear to lose you too. :( In happier news, Optipess should return to the regular schedule late next week!
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Merry Christmas! This comic depicts the dangers of getting too wrapped up in wrapping up. Also, some news from Optipess HQ: I will be away on travels over the holidays in the coming weeks, so no new comic on Friday or next Monday, but I’m definitely planning to squeeze in a comic before the end […]
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Ahh, another cat comic, another casualty. Also, be sure to check out a previous comic with these beloved characters – with even more casualties!
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Also, never forget the horrible fate of the not so incredible Man-Spider. Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving to my American readers!
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This kid is going places! Like, for example, probably the White House in just a few decades.
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