Here is a comic strip! This one has panels and drawings and some words. (It’s probably also a metaphor for how I feel about my dayjob.)
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Fun trivia: It was the fourth time this contest had been held — and the first time that any contestants actually survived. Also, there’s a new print up for purchase in the shop: http://society6.com/optipess?promo=f5c71b
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I guess this comic should’ve been sponsored by Bic. If you work for Bic, please send me some money. But actually, speaking of brands, I went with “Wite-Out” for the last panel, but “Tipp-Ex” is the most used one in Europe. Also I remember from my school days that the word “Blanco” was synonymous with correction [...]
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Hopefully you’ll manage to decipher this one. I’d wish you good luck, but… yeah. Oh, and “a falling star” is the proper way to visualize “a wish”, right? Back me up on this one, guys. I briefly considered a candle or a dandelion. Hm.
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Ended up doing something a bit different, I hope you approve. Also, a new print approaches! Check it out here.
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Don’t try this at home! Or, well, I guess you could, as it’s supposed to be “safe” with modern toasters. Just don’t leave any angry comments here if you die.
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Here is a beautiful and majestic comic strip for a beautiful and majestic creature.
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Ouch! This could possibly be the highest amount of zombies I’ve drawn in one panel, possibly only rivaled by the previous Valentine’s Day comic. My hand is too numb to be able to count, though.
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Ah yes, a true Jurassic Prank! I’m guessing this will be the plot of the recently announced Jurassic Park 4 as well. Either way, here’s this classic scene from the original movie. Also, there’s FREE worldwide shipping over at Society6 yet again, thru March 17th! Use this link: http://society6.com/optipess?promo=0938f9. As always, just let me know if you want [...]
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Ouch. One might say he lost the dice roll of life. Also, if you hurry and go to Society6 RIGHT NOW and pick up one of my Cthulhu prints you’ll get FREE worldwide shipping.
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Here’s another comic with fun and games! Also, I put this up the other day – you can now purchase prints of a couple classic Optipess Cthulhu comics (Cthulhu Scare and Rude Awakening) over at Society6! They’re perfect for your bedroom or bathroom – click here to check ‘em out. (Edit: And apparently they now [...]
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This is probably why you shouldn’t twist the kite string around your finger. Oh, and also why you shouldn’t accept kites from creepy old gypsy ladies.
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Here is a new comic strip! It is based on a true story.
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I guess this is also a plausible prediction for December 21st next week! Can you guys believe we’re about to witness the end of the world? Honestly, it’s pretty rad – I for one will definitely take a lot of pictures. Also, before the world ends be sure to check out the awesome webcomic A [...]
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Yup, the wind direction on this particular mountaintop is entirely consistent and steady all year long. The science totally checks out!
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Apparently these Garbage Disposal Units are mostly just used in the U.S., but hopefully everyone else are at least familiar with the concept? Personally I’ve never used one, which is probably for the best. Also, on another note – I almost pulled this comic as I noticed that the always excellent Buni ran a strip [...]
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Don’t be this guy! The coffee drinker, I mean. The shooter is completely within his rights.
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