This comic definitely features someone with a lot more business sense than me.
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Here is a comic with everyone’s favorite giant monster. Also, there’s a new “making of”-video for pledgers over at my Patreon page. Consider becoming a patron to support the comic!
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Here is another adorable comic strip. Alternate title: The Adventures of Flame Friends Five!! In case you missed it: You can now support Optipess on Patreon! Any contribution is much appreciated. You get cool stuff in return!
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Happy Easter, dear reader! Hopefully it will be filled with as much joy as the Easter Eggs depicted above are filled with chocolate.
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Don’t worry! In the sequel they eventually decided to nuke it from orbit. It was the only way to make sure.
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I guess my personal prank this year was that I updated on a Tuesday instead of the normal schedule. Got you good!
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Aww, here is a comic strip with adorable babies! Oh wait… Also, there’s FREE shipping over at my Society6 store again! Buying stuff will directly pay the electricity bill required to power my Cintiq.
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This is actually what all ghosts are trying to tell us through moaning and clanging chains.
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I can’t wait for the movie adaptation of this comic book! I’ll hold out for the on-demand home video version, though.
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I’m not picking sides in this conflict just yet, either side will probably destroy us all at some point anyway. (But don’t worry, the Internet is gonna distract us with cat pictures until then.) Update January 17th: I’ve been having sort of a busy week, so Optipess is taking today off to charge the batteries. [...]
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Woo, it’s 2014, somehow. If it already sucks, don’t worry, 2015 is just 363 days away.
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Happy Friday 13th! Also! Right now I’m running an awesome prints giveaway on my Facebook page. Go here for a chance to win a Cthulhu print of your choice! Entries are accepted until Wednesday 8pm CET next week.
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He also participated in a costume contest before returning to R’lyeh. I think he won! Oh, and click here for more Halloween comics.
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One would think it’d be a rollercoaster ride, but apparently not. Either way, please don’t chicken out and be sure to stick it out to the end. For all you know, it might be worth it. (Probably not, though.)
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Hey, check out this comic strip. Also, be sure to read all the other comics where someone dies.
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Hey, here’s another oldie from 2007 that was held back from posting here – this one was probably too sad and depressing, if there is such a thing. Also, in equally sad and depressing news, I’ve been knocked out by some flu bug, AGAIN, so I can’t promise a new comic next week after all. [...]
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Hey guys! I’m back from my vacation but currently occupied with some other projects, so here’s an older (2007) retro comic I found on my hard drive. I thought I had more of these, but it turns out they were mostly just offensive, bad — or offensively bad. And this one is probably not an [...]
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Yup, I’m pretty sure the science of this strip works out. I will try it out and report back to you!
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