Hopefully you’ll manage to decipher this one. I’d wish you good luck, but… yeah. Oh, and “a falling star” is the proper way to visualize “a wish”, right? Back me up on this one, guys. I briefly considered a candle or a dandelion. Hm.
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Ended up doing something a bit different, I hope you approve. Also, a new print approaches! Check it out here.
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Don’t try this at home! Or, well, I guess you could, as it’s supposed to be “safe” with modern toasters. Just don’t leave any angry comments here if you die.
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Here is a beautiful and majestic comic strip for a beautiful and majestic creature.
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Ouch! This could possibly be the highest amount of zombies I’ve drawn in one panel, possibly only rivaled by the previous Valentine’s Day comic. My hand is too numb to be able to count, though.
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Ah yes, a true Jurassic Prank! I’m guessing this will be the plot of the recently announced Jurassic Park 4 as well. Either way, here’s this classic scene from the original movie. Also, there’s FREE worldwide shipping over at Society6 yet again, thru March 17th! Use this link: http://society6.com/optipess?promo=0938f9. As always, just let me know if you want [...]
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Ouch. One might say he lost the dice roll of life. Also, if you hurry and go to Society6 RIGHT NOW and pick up one of my Cthulhu prints you’ll get FREE worldwide shipping.
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Here’s another comic with fun and games! Also, I put this up the other day – you can now purchase prints of a couple classic Optipess Cthulhu comics (Cthulhu Scare and Rude Awakening) over at Society6! They’re perfect for your bedroom or bathroom – click here to check ‘em out. (Edit: And apparently they now [...]
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This is probably why you shouldn’t twist the kite string around your finger. Oh, and also why you shouldn’t accept kites from creepy old gypsy ladies.
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Here is a new comic strip! It is based on a true story.
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I guess this is also a plausible prediction for December 21st next week! Can you guys believe we’re about to witness the end of the world? Honestly, it’s pretty rad – I for one will definitely take a lot of pictures. Also, before the world ends be sure to check out the awesome webcomic A [...]
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Yup, the wind direction on this particular mountaintop is entirely consistent and steady all year long. The science totally checks out!
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Apparently these Garbage Disposal Units are mostly just used in the U.S., but hopefully everyone else are at least familiar with the concept? Personally I’ve never used one, which is probably for the best. Also, on another note – I almost pulled this comic as I noticed that the always excellent Buni ran a strip [...]
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Don’t be this guy! The coffee drinker, I mean. The shooter is completely within his rights.
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Speaking of tossing money into hats, huge thanks to the awesome people who have donated recently! I wish I could hug you all in a firm yet lovingly embrace. Click here or the image to the lower right if you want to join in on this tender orgy. You’ll get a Cthulhu wallpaper as well! [...]
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Still worth it! (Also, hopefully someone notices the deep symbolism of the erected/limp positioning of the lighthouse in the first and last panel…)
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Here is a comic strip! I dedicate this one to all my Italian readers. You’re out there, right..?
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