Hopefully this comic won’t get me sued… Any similarities with a certain potato chips mascot – as well as the reference to a certain slogan, are both completely deliberate. Executives of the brand in question, be sure to take into consideration that I really love your product and consume it compulsively and religiously! (That should do [...]
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That sure looks like a #firstworldproblem… Also, just a heads up: I’ll be taking a few days off over the holidays, so this will (most likely) be the last strip of 2011. Some other stuff might crop up, however – who knows! So, Merry Christmas (or whatever you’re celebrating), and I’ll definitely see you in [...]
Aw, get into the festive holiday spirit with this new comic! It took me a while longer to produce than expected since I had to construct that alien language completely from scratch.
A new comic! (I guess this one’s pretty “out there”, both physically and conceptually…) Not only that, it’s also comic no. 300 on this site. Yay for that! Also, coming up on December 1st is the 3rd anniversary of optipess.com. It really crept up on me this year, so I’m not sure if there will [...]
Surely everyone over a certain age has grown up playing with one of these things. I guess the younger kids among you are probably only familiar with the PlayStation version, though… However, a quick Google search shows that Slot Car kits are indeed still being made. Hmm, I now know what I want for Christmas…
Goofiest comic in a while, I guess! Also, it will be the only comic up there for some time, as I’m taking a well deserved (?) vacation for the next few weeks. But fear not, I shall post brand new batches of Bad Comics while I’m away on travels and adventures in exotic* locations! This [...]
Aw, poor Bobo. Oh, and yesterday was my birthday (actually, it might still be my birthday in certain time zones at the time of posting this)! You can celebrate by sharing your favorite Optipess strip with your least favorite friends!
Everything I know about nailguns I’ve learned from Quake – but you probably already guessed that. Also, I had originally planned for a fireworks-related comic for all you celebrating Americans today, but I scrapped it as it turned out too crude – yup, even more so than the above comic!