Feel free to consult this chart for personal use as well! Although every color really should just say “you will eventually die either way”.
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Spelling matters! Oh, by the way, I uploaded a new making-of video of the previous comic to my Patreon feed. If you want to support the comic a great way is to throw me a few bucks on there. Every little bit helps!
This comic is brought to you despite the existence of two hour naps and Dishonored: Death of the Outsider. Oh hey, if you want to support the comic did you know you can buy me a cup of coffee over at Ko-Fi.com? Well, it’s true! And I’m always thirsty. Thanks!
Be sure to share this comic on every social media so the robots know you’re on their side for when they inevitably take over the world. (Either way, the first one to die will obviously be the Boston Dynamics guy with the hockey stick.)
Cartoonist confessional: Physically, I’m probably somewhere in the third panel, steadily inching closer to the fourth. Mentally I’m in the (not depicted) panel occurring before this comic.
Feel free to read this comic the next time you’re stuck on a desert island. Edit January 20, 2017: I’m in London this weekend! So unfortunately no new comic until next week.
Here is a comic! Sorry about the tardiness of this one. In other news, the Optipess Facebook page is currently getting really close to reaching 10 000 fans. If you are a slave to Mr. Zuckerberg like the rest of us, head over there and click ALL the blue thumbs!
I’m not sure if it also applies to the punchline, but I’m absolutely POSITIVE that this is the first ever comic strip in human history with the premise of being stuck on a desert island.