Posts Tagged ‘someone eventually dies’
Please like and share this comic. 1 Like = 1 moderately attractive child survives. 1 Share = 3 cute children survive. Also, this comic is part of the 5th Dialogue Free Comic Day!
Yup, I’m positive that this scenario is VERY plausible. Well, at least in TV hospital soaps. For all I know this may have already happened in E.R. or Grey’s Anatomy.
During my extensive research I discovered that these things are apparently NOT called Lanternfish. Instead it’s Anglerfish, and Lanternfish is an entirely different species. Missed opportunity, fish scientists!
Here is a comic strip to celebrate that Optipess now is 5 years old! Huge thanks to everyone who have visited the site over these past few years, I probably wouldn’t have stuck with this for so long if it weren’t for you guys. Here’s to 5 more! (Hopefully.) As a birthday gift, it would [...]
Here is a comic strip! Which appears even though my pesky day job ordered me out of town AGAIN this week. Hmm, if only there was a way to make money out of doing webcomics instead…
A comic strip! On the Internet! Read it with your eyes! Also, there’s FREE shipping on all my prints over at Society6 through November 17th. You gotta use this link: http://society6.com/optipess?promo=1bf867 There’s a new print there of Monday’s comic as well!
This is why you should listen to your flight attendant. Don’t be the one guy who thinks the rules don’t apply to him. You’re toying with hundreds of lives just so you can play Angry Birds!
This comic strip is best consumed along with some horrible canned food on the side. Also, here’s some news tidbits: 1.) It’s vacation time over here at Optipess Studios – so I will be taking a bit of a break over the next few weeks. Fear not, I plan to return to the regular schedule [...]
I’m back! Also it’s my birthday – well, on the 7th – which it may still be in your time zone. A perfect birthday gift would be if you shared this comic with your friends and enemies. I thank you! Also, very observant readers will recognize this comic as being related to this T-shirt which [...]