Here is a comic strip to celebrate that Optipess now is 5 years old! Huge thanks to everyone who have visited the site over these past few years, I probably wouldn’t have stuck with this for so long if it weren’t for you guys. Here’s to 5 more! (Hopefully.) As a birthday gift, it would [...]
Posts Tagged ‘someone eventually dies’
Here is a comic strip! Which appears even though my pesky day job ordered me out of town AGAIN this week. Hmm, if only there was a way to make money out of doing webcomics instead…
A comic strip! On the Internet! Read it with your eyes! Also, there’s FREE shipping on all my prints over at Society6 through November 17th. You gotta use this link: http://society6.com/optipess?promo=1bf867 There’s a new print there of Monday’s comic as well!
This is why you should listen to your flight attendant. Don’t be the one guy who thinks the rules don’t apply to him. You’re toying with hundreds of lives just so you can play Angry Birds!
This comic strip is best consumed along with some horrible canned food on the side. Also, here’s some news tidbits: 1.) It’s vacation time over here at Optipess Studios – so I will be taking a bit of a break over the next few weeks. Fear not, I plan to return to the regular schedule [...]
I’m back! Also it’s my birthday – well, on the 7th – which it may still be in your time zone. A perfect birthday gift would be if you shared this comic with your friends and enemies. I thank you! Also, very observant readers will recognize this comic as being related to this T-shirt which [...]
Here’s a new comic strip for your scrolling pleasures! I actually planned for this one to be way more educational, displaying a proper sea food chain, but I quickly dismissed that idea. No Great Old Ones appeared on any of the charts I found anyway.
Hey reader! Just a heads up if you’re reading this comic from a weird RSS reader or a shitty device – this one sports eye-boggling animation technology, so be sure to click through to the site if you don’t see it. Oh, and while you’re at it why not check out my other animated comics! [...]
This technique, while extremely effective in cartoons and comic strips, did unfortunately not translate particularly well at all to real warfare. Also, a reminder – my Cthulhu prints over at Society6 can be purchased with FREE worldwide shipping until Sunday!
Aw, at least he’s going to die with a smile on his face. Not sure if he’ll get that gravestone, though… On that note, maybe I should have an ‘everyone dies’ tag as well for these comics. Oh, and this strip probably appeared because my favoritest band, apocalyptic post-rockers Godspeed You! Black Emperor just announced [...]