I guess this is my belatedly overdue, yet highly striking contribution (?) to the long running and heated Pirates vs Ninjas debate.

(Unfortunately I ran out of space in the first two panels, so any additional sentences like “parrot-loving swabs”, “scurvy pox-infested dogs” or “Avast ye booty, me hearties!” had to be cut. Also, I apologize for the lack of Rum in this strip.)

And finally, Is it funny today? Vote!