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Undead Business

by Kristian on May 16, 2014 at 00:00

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This comic definitely features someone with a lot more business sense than me.

InnocentMind

May 16, 2014 at 01:53 | # | Reply

Great business plan! Sell a kit that helps the zombie survive, become a zombie and then sell kits that helps the zombies catch the morons who bought the Zombie Survival Kit. Double the money with half the effort!
J-L

May 16, 2014 at 17:26 | # | Reply

This raises a question: Do zombies like or dislike humans? That is, they want to consume humans, but are they doing it out of love of cuisine or desire to eradicate?

It reminds me of a joke I used to tell: When people asked me if my bird liked to eat a particular food (like bread, for instance), I would reply, “Oh, she HATES that food. She hates it so much she wants to make it disappear by eating it out of existence.”

I like the guy’s expression in the second panel. It succinctly telegraphs “Whoops… not good.”
- Kristian
  
  May 18, 2014 at 18:32 | # | Reply
  
  Yeah, I think that the zombie apocalypse (sadly) is not entirely feasible. As much as we’d like for it to happen, the zombies would just consume far more victims than they’d infect, and eventually they’d go extinct.