Hello and welcome to the internet! I briefly toyed with the idea of introducing all those banners to the site just for today, but I am (fortunately for you) not that cruel. Instead you can imagine pop-ups and slide-downs appearing at every opportunity, all of them obviously promoting my Patreon page! Support me there to give me (and you) warm, fuzzy feelings!

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