Horror movie protip: Put on some scary music while reading the first two panels, then build tension by dwelling on them for an excessive amount of time. (Oh, and observant readers will notice this is another variant of the premise/joke of this strip.)

Also, the first comment on this strip will be approved comment no 2 000! (Unless I decide to mark it as spam.)

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