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Ahem, I truly apologize for the trauma this comic may cause you if you work in retail.
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Ahem, I truly apologize for the trauma this comic may cause you if you work in retail.
I truly know the feeling. Screw whoever pulls this lame joke.
idea: earth explodes after being hit by an enormous alien spaceship (more or less, as happens when insects are rubbed on the windshield of a car)
Insects explode?
A ship that size couldn’t be even built without it collapsing on itself due to gravity. But even if it would be possible from a physical standpoint, planets have a limited size as well, so what would the purpose even be to a ship that’s so large that everything else in the universe is insect sized by comparison. And if everything is insect sized, how would you get enough materials to build it in the first place.
But the biggest reason this idea won’t be made, even though it’s a bit funny:
– Comic artists usually doesn’t like to be given ideas, they want to come up with their own.
– Futurama already did it: SE1 EP5 (Fear of a Bot Planet) intro sequence.
also, http://www.happyjar.com/comic/shrink-ray/
So, if I made that joke enough times everything becomes free?
Oh dear… The wife can feel this, as half the customers at the wine monopoly when asked if the need the receipt replies: “No, it’s not like I can get anything back from it anyway! HO HO!”
I’m deeply embarrassed to say I’ve made this joke in a distant and cringeworthy past. I’m so soo sorry.
(relevant ‘everything is embarrassing’: http://tmblr.co/Z1BG-qyUPogD )
yeah it was funny the first fifty times, but enough’s enough.