Optipess

Decades, even centuries after you’re gone, when you have long since perished, been devoured by the earth, this will be the only remnant of your existence forever resonating through the ages. The one true thing in a world of untrue things. So while you’re still alive, get back on those message boards right now to thoroughly explain why all those other brands completely suck!

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