Alternatively, he’d be fiddling with keys in a car and then promptly lock himself safely in the trunk. (What?) Unfortunately that makes even less sense than this comic.

Oh, and it’s Friday the 13th today, and Valentine’s Day tomorrow, and it occured to me how the very first strip I posted deeply relates to both these monumental events in profound and beautiful ways. Simultaneously!

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