Here is a comic about crap. Also, feel free to check out my Society6 store – they’re running a FREE shipping promotion all week! As always, just let me know if there’s a specific comic you’d like to see available as a print purchase there.
Yup, these aliens are the fully grown versions of the ones in this comic. (Eating human babies gives them a significant growth spurt.)
Just a head’s up: You probably should play 20 years of FPS games before reading this comic, so get on that right away. Also, it’s my birthday today! Want to give me an awesome gift? Consider becoming my Patreon patron! It’s the gift that keeps on giving. (Literally). In return, you get cool stuff and [...]
Here is a comic strip, delivered directly to you on the Internet! Hopefully it will brighten your day.
Uh oh, apologies to my blind readers for this one. Also apologies to my guide dog readers.
Hah. I did some research which definitely warrants the “someone eventually dies” tag for this comic.
I’d say this scenario is entirely plausible, so your best bet to avoid it is probably to stay indoors at all times this summer.
“I’m innocent! Give me another chance! Best out of 5?” If you want to see the process of making this comic I’ve posted a time lapse video on my Patreon page, available for all $5+ patrons!
Aww. Also, on his day of release, they just loaded up a shitty open-source open-world game instead.
Weee! Here is a comic strip that hopefully won’t alienate the remainder of Jehova’s Witnesses readers I might have left. (Oh, and it animates. Just a head’s up in case you’re looking at this strip through an RSS reader or something.)
Here is a comic with everyone’s favorite giant monster. Also, there’s a new “making of”-video for pledgers over at my Patreon page. Consider becoming a patron to support the comic!
Beware your family pets! They are probably plotting to murder you. Especially cats, but they’re fortunately for us too lazy to set the plan in motion.
Oh ok, it’s the creepiest comic since the previous creepiest comic. (Also, it’s my Dad’s birthday tomorrow! Happy birthday!)
Here is another adorable comic strip. Alternate title: The Adventures of Flame Friends Five!! In case you missed it: You can now support Optipess on Patreon! Any contribution is much appreciated. You get cool stuff in return!
