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Posts Tagged ‘pantomime’

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Deflated

by Kristian on June 22, 2018 at 00:37

Posted In: Comic

Moments later he needed a refill from the PlayStation tank, then the Xbox tank, then repeat.

Netflix, call me for a licensing deal of this comic. *suggestively does phone/hand gesture*

└ Tags: pantomime, someone dies inside, someone lives, tech

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The Color

by Kristian on June 18, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Yes, that’s exactly how a unicorn would hold a piece of paper.

Feel free to consult this chart for personal use as well! Although every color really should just say “you will eventually die either way”.

└ Tags: pantomime, someone eventually dies, unicorns

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Henchmen Line

by Kristian on June 11, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Life pro tip: Wear a yellow jump suit and you will never be attacked by more than one thug at a time.

Had a swell weekend at Oslo Comics Expo! Somewhat related, check out my Instagram feed for tons of shoutouts to stellar Norwegian cartoonists you should follow there.

└ Tags: movies, pantomime, someone dies

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Visor Keys

by Kristian on June 4, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Uh oh, I accidentally drew exact renderings of my house and car keys in this comic! Please don’t replicate the keys and steal all my stuff. Thanks!

All misplaced car keys in movies through the history of time was hidden behind this particular visor. Update June 7th: Busy week and busy weekend, so no comic for Friday. But, I will be attending Oslo Comix Expo this weekend doing my very best to mingle, so feel free to say hi if you spot […]

└ Tags: cars, movies, pantomime, someone dies

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Every YouTube Channel

by Kristian on June 1, 2018 at 00:10

Posted In: Comic

Of course, even in hell he got popular with his series explaining everything wrong with the ninth circle.

By the way, want to watch film reviews by someone who likes liking things? Check out Movies with Mikey over at FilmJoy!

└ Tags: pantomime, someone dies, tech

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Go Zlorx Yourself

by Kristian on May 28, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Although, to be fair, Zellus’ barbecue took place 79 million years ago.

Uh oh, sorry for the harsh language. As I repeatably say, please shield your eyes if you’re a toddler Optipess reader.

└ Tags: aliens, pantomime, someone dies inside, space

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CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP

by Kristian on May 25, 2018 at 01:30

Posted In: Comic

Even without clogs, he’d eventually get caught wearing something very oranje.

Apologies to any of my readers in the Dutch intelligence community! Actually, good job on spying on Russian hackers.

└ Tags: pantomime, someone eventually dies

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MemoryBooth™

by Kristian on May 18, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Also available, Threesome and/or orgy for 45 000 credits.

Now available for free: A memory of enjoying this comic! (No refunds.)

└ Tags: future, pantomime, someone dies inside, tech

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I for one welcome our new robot overlo_

by Kristian on May 14, 2018 at 18:10

Posted In: Comic

He was then sent to the grammar nazi concentration camp.

Spelling matters! Oh, by the way, I uploaded a new making-of video of the previous comic to my Patreon feed. If you want to support the comic a great way is to throw me a few bucks on there. Every little bit helps!

└ Tags: pantomime, robots, someone eventually dies

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A Way Out

by Kristian on May 7, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Unfortunately, since he forgot to draw a key, he’s now forever locked to that final panel.

Pro tip: always carry a pen with you so you can draw yourself out of any situation. Also, if all else fails, it is a great stabbing tool!

└ Tags: depression, meta, pantomime

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Fact-Repellent Spray

by Kristian on April 30, 2018 at 03:35

Posted In: Comic

He later fell for buying repellent for fake fact-repellent spray.

TIL it’s spelled “repellent” and not “repellant”. Or you can use both, apparently.

└ Tags: pantomime, religion, romance, science

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Friday Forever

by Kristian on April 27, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Don’t tell anyone, but Satan is modelled after my own boss. It looks just like her!

This comic is maybe inspired by watching Preacher season 2, but also by my own perpetually ongoing state of withering away within a decaying cubicle!

└ Tags: hell, pantomime, satan, someone dies, someone dies inside

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Breaking Broken News

by Kristian on April 20, 2018 at 01:16

Posted In: Comic

But within 24 hours you’ve probably bought 5 new TV sets in preparation for next week’s news.

No news is good news.

└ Tags: pantomime, someone dies inside

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AAaAAaAaA!

by Kristian on April 16, 2018 at 00:35

Posted In: Comic

He saved the remaining spiders until Halloween to make chocolate covered eight-legged “candy”.

This comic is brought to you despite the existence of two hour naps and Dishonored: Death of the Outsider. Oh hey, if you want to support the comic did you know you can buy me a cup of coffee over at Ko-Fi.com? Well, it’s true! And I’m always thirsty. Thanks!

└ Tags: kids, pantomime, someone eventually dies, spiders

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Jason vs April 13th

by Kristian on April 13, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Happy Friday 13th! — Even though I regret to announce, that yes, pollen season has definitely begun.

└ Tags: jason, pantomime, serial killer

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God Rays

by Kristian on April 9, 2018 at 00:00

Posted In: Comic

Flushing is a lot more unpleasant, though.

Some kind of comic arrives – despite me somehow hurting my drawing arm, specifically a finger (yeah, THAT finger). Holding a pen hurts the least, actually, so I will probably survive. Oh, and apologies for this comic.

└ Tags: god, pantomime

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