It’s the happiest day of the year! Spend it as far away from loved ones (and unloved ones) as possible. This way the chocolate will be 50% off AND 100% yours!
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Posts Tagged ‘pantomime’
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My hopes for the future is that none of us will ever be in a state of bored bliss, and instead that every single one of us has something uniquely trivial to complain about at all times.
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This is pretty much an entirely accurate depiction of a Norwegian winter. Also a Norwegian summer, come to think of it.
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I for one think it is ridiculous that we humans choose willingly NOT to be 100% comfortable 100% of the time.
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I thought it was spelled “worrywort”, but my source was a Radiohead song with that name. I shouldn’t trust most things written by notorious misspeller Thom Yorke.
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Here’s a comic for all my readers who also are fiction writers! (And anyone else familiar with the Chekhov’s Gun principle.)
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Oh hello, happy new year! Here’s hoping the stars will be right for you in 2019. With some luck they’ll even align for me as I have some really exciting things in the pipeline for the coming year. Fingers and tentacles crossed!
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Here is a crazy fact: Tomorrow, December 1st, 2018 – Optipess.com will be 10 years old! Thanks for everyone who has read the comic over the years. Here’s to the next 10!* * Unless humanity gets wiped out by an extinction level event before then, in which case Optipess probably will be cancelled and/or go […]
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Apologies to all my Turkish readers! At least there are some good news for my turkey readers, as you were spared this time around. Unless you’re a Turkish turkey, in which case means you are doubly doomed instead. Oh, and happy Thanksgiving to my American readers! I was lucky enough to be invited to my […]
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Another semi-political Optipess comic! (Please pray for the fragile psyche of the Instagram comment section, which usually have regular meltdowns for far less.)
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Imagine if this technology actually existed (and worked)! We wouldn’t have to talk to anyone ever again!
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Happy Halloween! Be sure to protect your head from spoons during this dangerous season. Edit November 2: Oof! I’ve been sick for most of the week, so no comic for today. But don’t worry, I’m recovering (I think) so expect new comics to return next week.
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Not so controversial opinion: Shaun of the Dead, however, is excellent. Controversial opinion: Zombieland is just alright.
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So close… I shall celebrate Friday the 12th by almost watching Jason X. (I’ll put the disc in the tray but back out at the last minute, much like what they should have done immediately during the production.)
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Here’s a great costume idea for this years Halloween! Although it probably only works if you’re living in a comic strip.
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Hooray, October is upon us! Prepare for a month of Optipess comics exclusively about ghouls, and nothin’ else.
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