Yes! You can do anything if you set your mind to it! Never stop believing! (Unless you get arrested.) Edit August 19: Got my book back from proofreading! Which means I was busy over the weekend putting the final (hopefully) finishing touches together before the entire thing is off to the printers. Regular comic updates […]
I’m back from my mini-vacation (with a comic I could’ve just tagged “Everyone Eventually Dies”)! Also, I’m experimenting with monthly exclusive comics for my $3+ Patreon supporters. The first one is up now! It is full-page and features monsters!
Observant readers will notice that this comic is a rework of a previous MemoryBooth comic. Please use the MemoryBooth to delete any memory of this other comic!
That title may or may not be too on the nose. Oh well!
Another animated comic! This one was fun to make, until Photoshop started complaining about the scratch disks being full whenever I tried to make any changes whatsoever.
Full disclosure, I haven’t done any actual programming in years, but lately I’ve been making AutoHotKey scripts for my boring as shit dayjob – that counts, right? Every time the script file compiles with no errors feels like divine bliss. Oh, by the way: I’m in the home stretch (I hope) of a Super Secret […]
Better yet, just DREAM that you jotted down the note. A sure way to drive yourself insane.
This definitely does not work for actual weather, at least judging by the Norwegian summer so far this year.
This is a fairly accurate depiction of the insomnia I went through last week. Either my mind was completely on edge, or entirely dormant, while my body felt the complete opposite. Fun times!
Personally for me, showing some recent climate science reports would do the trick. (Oh, and this comic arrives even though I did, as completely predicted, get entirely hooked on playing Void Bastards for the past couple days. It is indeed awesome!)
Another comic strip arrives! Due to a little bit of poor planning on my part I had to scramble to get it done in one evening – not how I usually work, but it turned out alright. So now I’m suitably exhausted and figured it would be a great time to mention that if you’re […]
This is why I’m staunchly opposed to sushi. It is blasphemous toward the one true God! (Also it doesn’t really taste that good.)
This is the only way I can get any house chores done. I currently have five separate prizes on my head, all ordered by me. Oh btw, apologies for the missed update last week. My allergies were literally AND figuratively killing me. Luckily this week the forecast says SNOW(!?) here in Norway, so at least […]
Hello! I’m back with a comic that will mark a huge change for Optipess going forward. The kind-of main character of this comic will from now on be drawn without glasses! Also, going forward he will preferably be referred to as “Non-glasses Guy”. Full disclosure, I got eye surgery a few years ago so I […]
This comic is a bit late because it comes from the future! Also, I will be occupied with a secret mystery project next week, so the next (new) Optipess comic will arrive April 1, which is no joke! Oh, and hints to said project will definitely be dropped for supporters on my Patreon page soon!
Here is a #ProTip car maintenance #LifeHack for you! Stay safe out there by printing this comic and pasting it on your windshield.
