Hello! I’m back with a comic that will mark a huge change for Optipess going forward. The kind-of main character of this comic will from now on be drawn without glasses! Also, going forward he will preferably be referred to as “Non-glasses Guy”. Full disclosure, I got eye surgery a few years ago so I […]
This comic is a bit late because it comes from the future! Also, I will be occupied with a secret mystery project next week, so the next (new) Optipess comic will arrive April 1, which is no joke! Oh, and hints to said project will definitely be dropped for supporters on my Patreon page soon!
Here is a #ProTip car maintenance #LifeHack for you! Stay safe out there by printing this comic and pasting it on your windshield.
So sad to see that we’re being completely played by Big StressBall Business. *continues squeezing stress ball when confronted by this news*
Hoping this will become a reality! How awesome wouldn’t it be to have your very own thing on the threshold?
It’s the happiest day of the year! Spend it as far away from loved ones (and unloved ones) as possible. This way the chocolate will be 50% off AND 100% yours!
My hopes for the future is that none of us will ever be in a state of bored bliss, and instead that every single one of us has something uniquely trivial to complain about at all times.
This is pretty much an entirely accurate depiction of a Norwegian winter. Also a Norwegian summer, come to think of it.
I for one think it is ridiculous that we humans choose willingly NOT to be 100% comfortable 100% of the time.
I thought it was spelled “worrywort”, but my source was a Radiohead song with that name. I shouldn’t trust most things written by notorious misspeller Thom Yorke.
Here’s a comic for all my readers who also are fiction writers! (And anyone else familiar with the Chekhov’s Gun principle.)
Oh hello, happy new year! Here’s hoping the stars will be right for you in 2019. With some luck they’ll even align for me as I have some really exciting things in the pipeline for the coming year. Fingers and tentacles crossed!
Here is a crazy fact: Tomorrow, December 1st, 2018 – Optipess.com will be 10 years old! Thanks for everyone who has read the comic over the years. Here’s to the next 10!* * Unless humanity gets wiped out by an extinction level event before then, in which case Optipess probably will be cancelled and/or go […]
Apologies to all my Turkish readers! At least there are some good news for my turkey readers, as you were spared this time around. Unless you’re a Turkish turkey, in which case means you are doubly doomed instead. Oh, and happy Thanksgiving to my American readers! I was lucky enough to be invited to my […]
Another semi-political Optipess comic! (Please pray for the fragile psyche of the Instagram comment section, which usually have regular meltdowns for far less.)
