Better yet, just DREAM that you jotted down the note. A sure way to drive yourself insane.
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Posts Tagged ‘pantomime’
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This definitely does not work for actual weather, at least judging by the Norwegian summer so far this year.
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This is a fairly accurate depiction of the insomnia I went through last week. Either my mind was completely on edge, or entirely dormant, while my body felt the complete opposite. Fun times!
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Personally for me, showing some recent climate science reports would do the trick. (Oh, and this comic arrives even though I did, as completely predicted, get entirely hooked on playing Void Bastards for the past couple days. It is indeed awesome!)
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Another comic strip arrives! Due to a little bit of poor planning on my part I had to scramble to get it done in one evening – not how I usually work, but it turned out alright. So now I’m suitably exhausted and figured it would be a great time to mention that if you’re […]
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This is why I’m staunchly opposed to sushi. It is blasphemous toward the one true God! (Also it doesn’t really taste that good.)
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This is the only way I can get any house chores done. I currently have five separate prizes on my head, all ordered by me. Oh btw, apologies for the missed update last week. My allergies were literally AND figuratively killing me. Luckily this week the forecast says SNOW(!?) here in Norway, so at least […]
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Hello! I’m back with a comic that will mark a huge change for Optipess going forward. The kind-of main character of this comic will from now on be drawn without glasses! Also, going forward he will preferably be referred to as “Non-glasses Guy”. Full disclosure, I got eye surgery a few years ago so I […]
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This comic is a bit late because it comes from the future! Also, I will be occupied with a secret mystery project next week, so the next (new) Optipess comic will arrive April 1, which is no joke! Oh, and hints to said project will definitely be dropped for supporters on my Patreon page soon!
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Here is a #ProTip car maintenance #LifeHack for you! Stay safe out there by printing this comic and pasting it on your windshield.
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So sad to see that we’re being completely played by Big StressBall Business. *continues squeezing stress ball when confronted by this news*
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Hoping this will become a reality! How awesome wouldn’t it be to have your very own thing on the threshold?
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It’s the happiest day of the year! Spend it as far away from loved ones (and unloved ones) as possible. This way the chocolate will be 50% off AND 100% yours!
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My hopes for the future is that none of us will ever be in a state of bored bliss, and instead that every single one of us has something uniquely trivial to complain about at all times.
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This is pretty much an entirely accurate depiction of a Norwegian winter. Also a Norwegian summer, come to think of it.
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I for one think it is ridiculous that we humans choose willingly NOT to be 100% comfortable 100% of the time.
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I thought it was spelled “worrywort”, but my source was a Radiohead song with that name. I shouldn’t trust most things written by notorious misspeller Thom Yorke.
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